hey guys what are you planning on doing for St. Patrick's day?

i'm probably going to post on 4chan and tell the guys at /b/ to lighten up and be more friendly.

just a little public service i like to engage in on any random time when I'm free.

I don't really like the whole "bar" scene. Too many drunks being loud and mean.

Hey, Ishmael, will you be my friend? Pavlov's puppy has lots n lots of friends. I used to have lots n lots of friends, but they're all dead now. At least I think they're dead. They're stinky and stuff is oozing out all over the floor. PP has neato friends who are all nice to each other. I can be nice, too. I'm so nice I had to leave my old home because people were afraid of my niceness. And my knives. But the knives are nice, too! Nice n sharp and pointy!

I'd drink on St. Patrick's Day but the bars around here won't let me in. They're not nice. I think I'll take my nice shiny knives down there and look for some more friends.

I'm going to kiss everyone, even if they are wearing green. Joy!

KISSES!

Kisses back!

MATTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
HUGS!

YAY IS ME!

I want some kisses, too! And bunnies! And kitties! Bunny and kitty kisses are great! I'll bet Matt knows how nice kitty kisses can be. He always told me he loves to kiss pussies more than anyone else.

That's true. I love to kiss kitties and puppies and anything little and furry!